Track List:

1. The Wrong Side Of The World
2. Are You Scared To Be Happy
3. Familiar Goodbye Kiss
4. One The Eve Of Greatness
5. Blue Lagoon
6. When The Stars Are Bright
7. The Photo Session
8. Alice In Wonderland
9. So Said Kayo
10. The First Time
11. Goodbye To Jane
12. Somewhere

MADE BY HAND IN LONDON 1992

FURTHER INFORMATION:

	  WELCOME
	                 TO THE
          WORLD OF
                THE 
                 HIT PARADE

This new high quality compact disc has been recorded live specially for you, the listener, in mind. The practical circular design ensures that it fits neatly into all modern players. The tone of the sound, we think you will agree, is not merely top notch but positively luxurious. On each track the performance has been recorded by scientists so each gasp and electronic reverberation has been captured.

Unlike other popular beat groups the Hit Parade are not in fact popular.

Their sperm-like appeal is based on wilful obscurity and a necessity to remain unsuccessful for as long as possible. Despite this the Hit Parade have become famous all over the world and their two previous long play recordings have become milestones on the history of popular music.

A mood of strange awakening sweeps across this new compact disk, like a ghostly feather brushing cobwebs from the lips of a sleeping princess. And as the Hit Parade come to life the listener will understand why they have become leaders in their field of modern light entertainment. Each song tells the same sad story of romance, regrets and doomed one-sided relationships. The Hit Parade will add a new dimension to your unhappiness.

New fans of the band will find this compact disc to an intriguing and enlightening experience. Other people, perhaps those with bad breath or ill-fitting trousers, might not at first appreciate the whims and obsessions of this perfect pop group. But stop for a moment and listen. Life will never be the same again. Maybe.

YET MORE INFO:

This CD was recorded in 1992 in Raymond's bedroom in Belsize Park, London, and at Joe's Garage, 24 track studio in Battersea, London. Most instruments and singing by Julian Henry, all producing and programming by Raymond Watts, biscuit tins and humming by Matt Moffat, colour photographs taken by Martin thompson, black and white photographs by Julian Henry, CD layout and design by Sightlines